Bahamas Dreamer Prints

"Welcome to the staff! The compensation is generous and they have good benefits. They're cutting out our paid Bahamas cruise though, because too many employees never came back."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Lounging by the pool

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

'...I said we've been marooned.'

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

The Idea of America.

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

DACA

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

Running out of Gas.

You're my Statue of Liberty

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

Customized Personal Retreats.

'Polly doesn't want a cracker, Polly wants a condo in Florida.'

'Guess what, I got a job tallying bananas.'

'I warned you we'd get thrown out, changing the name from the Garden of Eden.'

Beach

"The only problem with working for a pirate is that we tend to only sail in the Caribbeans: It gets boring after a while..."

Yep, you get to a certain age and you just want to fly south for the winter.

"I booked a trip to Honolulu for your birthday. I'll let you know when I get there."

Desert island survivor won't go home to Canada

"I'm prescribing two weeks in the carribean. You've got mold."

"Why are you studying? Go outside and practice shooting three pointers, so you can ear big bucks like Steph Curry."

"Hey, what can I say? It's not Baltimore, but then what is?"

"It's okay, but I wouldn't say it's idyllic!"