Carefree Plant Owner T-Shirts

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Mantis Love

Gardening#2

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

A Venus cow trap.

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

Man transplants plant in his garden.

Pea

Person carrying balloons and plants.

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

"You've definitely got water retention..."

"Things are getting really bad around here. Phil, the office plant, was just let go."

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

Poinsettia

'Oh my - hasn't he grown!'

Pollination Process

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

'Take me to your weeder!'

"It's inoperable and perennial."

You have the flu. Get plenty of rest and avoid lots of fluids.

"I've just got this thing about hanging baskets"

Biotechnology in agriculture

Man is injured transporting cacti.

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

"May I remind you that our prenuptial agreement called for me to take the plants?"

"We only test our drugs on plants, so we have to do lots and lots of extrapolating."

"I called you my little succulent because you're low maintenance."