Carefree Plant Owner Prints

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Mantis Love

Gardening#2

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

A Venus cow trap.

Man transplants plant in his garden.

Pea

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

Person carrying balloons and plants.

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

"You've definitely got water retention..."

Poinsettia

"Things are getting really bad around here. Phil, the office plant, was just let go."

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

'Oh my - hasn't he grown!'

Pollination Process

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

'Take me to your weeder!'

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

"It's inoperable and perennial."

"I've just got this thing about hanging baskets"

Our eco-prom theme is "Jungle Paradise." Decorations will be live plants. I see where this is leading. Can you bring in trees and bushes for the night? Sure. But

"We only test our drugs on plants, so we have to do lots and lots of extrapolating."

"May I remind you that our prenuptial agreement called for me to take the plants?"

Biotechnology in agriculture

"I called you my little succulent because you're low maintenance."

Man is injured transporting cacti.