Carefree Fun Gifts

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses ... "

Running

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

Whatever!

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

"That's the deep end."

An old, dancing man holding a steaming cup

"They grow up so slow."

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

'No luggage.'

'My socks don't match, but neither me nor my socks care.'

"You and your lists! You're missing out on life."

Weathervanes.

Mexican Dog

"This is where I come to unwind."

"My summer vacation report contains descriptions of excessive sugar consumption, and unsupervised play. Listener discretion is advised."

'Now this how you handle the end of summer...'

"I never think about cholesterol when I'm on vacation."

"I quit worrying. I've gone 100% non-non and completely free-free."

'All the fourth grade guys took a blood oath not to learn anything during the summer.'

"Ya know, no mask or hand sanitizer can spare you from spring fever."

'I don't worry about anything. My Mom does all the worrying for me.'