Carefree Fun Gifts

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses ... "

Running

"I live for the moment. That moment just happens to be in the indefinite future."

"That's the deep end."

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

Whatever!

An old, dancing man holding a steaming cup

"Our cautions to the wind dear?.. I said let's throw our CAUTIONS to the wind."

"You and your lists! You're missing out on life."

Weathervanes.

'No luggage.'

"This is where I come to unwind."

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

"They grow up so slow."

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

Mexican Dog

Frankly, I'm not as interested in resisting temptation as I am in finding it!

'My socks don't match, but neither me nor my socks care.'

"My summer vacation report contains descriptions of excessive sugar consumption, and unsupervised play. Listener discretion is advised."

"I never think about cholesterol when I'm on vacation."

'Now this how you handle the end of summer...'

"Ya know, no mask or hand sanitizer can spare you from spring fever."

'All the fourth grade guys took a blood oath not to learn anything during the summer.'

"I quit worrying. I've gone 100% non-non and completely free-free."