Career Networking Gifts

'I saw it as a networking opportunity.'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

'Now that I have your attention...'

"My email is down... talk to me."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

21st century water cooler conversations.

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

37 years in the same position.

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

Moses on the web

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

"I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I was the loudest."

Go team!

'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

I'm a self-made man!

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."