Career Inspiration Gifts

' A good idea '

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"Do me next."

37 years in the same position.

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

Bright idea

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

PERSONNEL, 'Why did you leave your previous employment?', 'They asked too many questions!'

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

Barack Obama's To Do list.

"Mum, I got the job!"

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

Better times ahead.

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

Planned service changes

I'm stepping out to look for a better job...

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."