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"…'Hey, Mr Tally man, Tally me banana' …when I first heard that song I knew I had to be and accountant."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

' A good idea '

"Do me next."

37 years in the same position.

Bright idea

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

PERSONNEL, 'Why did you leave your previous employment?', 'They asked too many questions!'

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

"Mum, I got the job!"

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

Barack Obama's To Do list.

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

Better times ahead.

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

I'm stepping out to look for a better job...

Planned service changes

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

"I see you have a lot of experience in re-tail. . ."

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker