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'I don't want to be president when I grow up, I want to be Donald Trump.'

"Well, you could just forget about changing into a grasshopper, and that's that."

The Boy Who Wanted To Be A Lawyer - "Father Desmond, we need an exorcism."

The March to the Top

"Some day I'll be president of the United States."

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Like many of those in tribicles, Mitch dreamed of one day moving up to the real deal.

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

What will the little one be? Epidemiologist? Virologist? PPE manufacturer?

'I fetch, but it hasn't helped my career any.'

'Was my salary expectation a bit too high?'

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

"I always wanted to work with animals."

'Nice work, kid. Looks like you might be ready to sit up at the big boys' table.'

'Get out there and keep your job!'

'hard work and more hard work got me where I am today...Not my hard work of course.'

The Further Temptations of Kenneth Starr

Man looking at company organisation chart, he's at the very bottom.

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

"Excuse me, Mr Newton, but some of the employees think that your promotion has gone to your head."

'This is okay, but my ambition is to be an automatic teller.'

"With Harry all options are on the table, including pointlessly looking for a job that doesn't exist for him anymore."

'Of course you can make a great career here! Look at me - when I started working, I was just called 'dude'. Now, only 25 years later, they call me 'MISTER dude'!'

'Where do you expect to see yourself in five lifetimes?'

'I got an 'F' in penmanship, but it doesn't matter. I plan on becoming a doctor.'

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."