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"Well, you could just forget about changing into a grasshopper, and that's that."

The Boy Who Wanted To Be A Lawyer - "Father Desmond, we need an exorcism."

The March to the Top

"Some day I'll be president of the United States."

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Like many of those in tribicles, Mitch dreamed of one day moving up to the real deal.

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

'I fetch, but it hasn't helped my career any.'

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

What will the little one be? Epidemiologist? Virologist? PPE manufacturer?

'Was my salary expectation a bit too high?'

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

"I always wanted to work with animals."

'Nice work, kid. Looks like you might be ready to sit up at the big boys' table.'

Man looking at company organisation chart, he's at the very bottom.

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

The Further Temptations of Kenneth Starr

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

'hard work and more hard work got me where I am today...Not my hard work of course.'

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

'Get out there and keep your job!'

"Excuse me, Mr Newton, but some of the employees think that your promotion has gone to your head."

'This is okay, but my ambition is to be an automatic teller.'

"With Harry all options are on the table, including pointlessly looking for a job that doesn't exist for him anymore."

"Well, once you get your PhD on 'The Return of the Repressed in Early Jacobean Drama', then we;ll discuss how disappointed you are."

'Junior wrote his first memo today!'

'But Marvin, you can't be a college graduate for a living!'

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

"And someday, when you're a little further up the corporate ladder, maybe we'll let you meet J.R. himself!"