Job Aspiration T-Shirts

'This is okay, but my ambition is to be an automatic teller.'

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

What else is there to wish for?

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

Like many of those in tribicles, Mitch dreamed of one day moving up to the real deal.

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

The March to the Top

You Are Now Entering Texas Think Big

The Day Dreamer.

"You really shouldn't ask for material things like a bike. At least try for a Porsche."

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

'Was my salary expectation a bit too high?'

"I hope it indicates a quick promotion."

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

Rainbow/Horizon

"I'm not the ruthless guy everyone says I am, but that's my goal."

"How am I supposed to unleash my full potential when I'm always on one?"

Baseball Dreams

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

Targets

The Boy Who Wanted To Be A Lawyer - "Father Desmond, we need an exorcism."

"He wants to be an architect."

'Junior wrote his first memo today!'

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."