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'This is okay, but my ambition is to be an automatic teller.'

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

What else is there to wish for?

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

Like many of those in tribicles, Mitch dreamed of one day moving up to the real deal.

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

The Day Dreamer.

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

"You really shouldn't ask for material things like a bike. At least try for a Porsche."

The March to the Top

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'Was my salary expectation a bit too high?'

"I hope it indicates a quick promotion."

"How am I supposed to unleash my full potential when I'm always on one?"

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

"I'm not the ruthless guy everyone says I am, but that's my goal."

Baseball Dreams

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

Rainbow/Horizon

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

Targets

"He wants to be an architect."

'Junior wrote his first memo today!'

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."