Career Goals T-Shirts

'It said on your application that you only want to work long enough to buy a Ferrari 612 Scaglietti. For what we pay, that should only take 287 years.'

"I don’t want to ‘fetch’ – I want to practice entertainment law."

Teddy, do you really want to be a banker? Roger that. Fat bonuses. Sweet yachts. Vacation villas. You know. The American dream. Where have we gone wrong?

"We like to make a big deal out of someone achieving partnership here."

'Where do I see myself in five years? -- Right here, I hope.'

"When I grow up...I'm going to be a vegetarian veterinarian!"

"Hello, mom. You know how you were always telling me I could be anything I wanted to be? Well guess What."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

Career Choices

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

'The massive arrests have made the plans for downsizing much easier.'

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."

Caged Businessman

'I'm not worried about losing my job. I'm worried about keeping it.'

"After grad school, and before joining Wall Street, I decided to travel a bit."

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

"I see by your resume that you're having trouble finding work because you pad your resume."

"Colin kept the bar fairly low."

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

"Oooh, I know what I want to be when I grow up: Retired!"

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'