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"I'm flexible—I want to be rich and famous, but I'll settle for rich."

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

'I have this fear of the real world...'

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

Reach for the Star.

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

Go! Means NOW!

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

Bullseye!

What else is there to wish for?

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

The Salesman

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Career Choices

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

'The massive arrests have made the plans for downsizing much easier.'

"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

"It's all a matter of planning...."

"This year I resolve to embrace change."