Setting Career Goals T-Shirts

"I'm flexible—I want to be rich and famous, but I'll settle for rich."

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

'I have this fear of the real world...'

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

Reach for the Star.

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

Go! Means NOW!

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

Bullseye!

What else is there to wish for?

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

The Salesman

Career Choices

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."

'The massive arrests have made the plans for downsizing much easier.'

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

"It's all a matter of planning...."

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

"This year I resolve to embrace change."