Child's Career Planning T-Shirts

'We're think Law, since he can already read fine print at a college level.'

'I have this fear of the real world...'

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Career Choices

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'The massive arrests have made the plans for downsizing much easier.'

Caged Businessman

'I'm not worried about losing my job. I'm worried about keeping it.'

"After grad school, and before joining Wall Street, I decided to travel a bit."

"I see by your resume that you're having trouble finding work because you pad your resume."

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"Oooh, I know what I want to be when I grow up: Retired!"

"So...do you have a job now?"

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

'Will I have to be a mum when I grow up?'