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"Daddy made six hours of your tuition today."

A Puppet Named Juan

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

Finally I understand why it's called 'Higher Education!'

'The reason the core curriculum seems so ambiguous is that we dot really have a core curriculum.'

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

"Keep my fingers crossed! Is that it?"

"Stop applying! You've been accepted to three universities!"

It's college orientation time. The brain cell is attending an elite academic university, and the hormones and endorphins are going to party schools. The muscle cell earned an athletic scholarship. And it looks like the DNA molecule has already picked a major. The DNA has life planned out. It's chemically active down there. The individual atoms are excited, but also seem a bit sad. Of course! Going off to college is an emotional time for them. Old bonds are breaking and new ones are bein

Baby reading 'To do list'.

Frog Baby Names

'...and help my parents to pick the right mutual funds in my portfolio for my education...'

Private School Interview - 'How much do your parents weigh?'

Pregnancy Test

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

Family planning - 'I was thinking something low maintenance.'

"While your lesson plans were perfect, and your bulletin boards were terrific...your classroom management skills need work!"

'Mom, am I store-bought or homemade?'

"So, the inevitable sequel."

"I try to get a head start on them."

'You must be the new hire. Welcome aboard. Here's our prepackaged curriculum. If time permits, encourage critical thinking.'

'Your student Clara has tested as Talented and Gifted. But only in metal sculpting. You'll need to start incorporating metal sculpting into your daily lesson plans starting...tomorrow.'

I would like to start a regualr investment program that will help pay my daughter's college textbooks

"Peter and I spent the summer re-wilding the children."

'You might not know it now but I used to have some great lesson plans.'

Kid to mom: 'How come I ask so many questions?'

'This is probably the only time I'll be chauffeur driven and I can't even look out the window!'

"Baldo! Pick him up!"

"Eventually I'd like to settle down and start a few dozen families."