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"Today was career day at school and some guy handed these out. He said high school students should look at time as the most important."

A Puppet Named Juan

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

"Barb's such a fast reader."

'The reason the core curriculum seems so ambiguous is that we dot really have a core curriculum.'

Finally I understand why it's called 'Higher Education!'

Spring To Do List: Teach, Testing, Testing,Test Some More. . .

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

CHANNEL THIRTEEN TAKES ON THE NETWORKS

It's college orientation time. The brain cell is attending an elite academic university, and the hormones and endorphins are going to party schools. The muscle cell earned an athletic scholarship. And it looks like the DNA molecule has already picked a major. The DNA has life planned out. It's chemically active down there. The individual atoms are excited, but also seem a bit sad. Of course! Going off to college is an emotional time for them. Old bonds are breaking and new ones are bein

"Stop applying! You've been accepted to three universities!"

'...and help my parents to pick the right mutual funds in my portfolio for my education...'

'Medieval Studies is going nowhere without a 5-year strategic plan.'

"While your lesson plans were perfect, and your bulletin boards were terrific...your classroom management skills need work!"

"I try to get a head start on them."

'You must be the new hire. Welcome aboard. Here's our prepackaged curriculum. If time permits, encourage critical thinking.'

'Your student Clara has tested as Talented and Gifted. But only in metal sculpting. You'll need to start incorporating metal sculpting into your daily lesson plans starting...tomorrow.'

I would like to start a regualr investment program that will help pay my daughter's college textbooks

'A hidden cost of implementing common core standards in education...'

'You might not know it now but I used to have some great lesson plans.'

"Daddy made six hours of your tuition today."

Back to School.

It's soo competitive! I'll never get into college! Don't worry, honey. You have plenty of time to prepare. Thanks, mom. Wow! Look at the tuition hikes and financial aid cuts. Don't worry. You have plenty of time to prepare. True. I deposited $10 just the other week.

'Sorry kids, we've had to introduce parenting fees.'

'No matter how much historical research was done, Roger, students who lead juntas have to be disciplined.'

'My instincts and intuitions are on opposing sides on this schedule.'

Ancient Egypt. What's the first principle of Egyptian archeology? "Follow the mummy"!

"It's frustrating! I try to teach the class the next lesson, but I spend a lot of time trying to catch up those students who've been absent for several days!"

'I look forward to my first year as a teacher. I wrote lesson plans, attended in-service workshops, and decorated my classroom. Preparation is half the victory. It's the other half that scares me.'

Fortune teller to lady: 'The world around you is all abuzz and there you are - lesson planning for years to come.'

'I don't know about you, but I keep mixing up 'current events' and 'sex education' these days...'

'I plan to major in political science with a minor in strange bedfellows,'

'I think I use the Internet too much. I find myself writing 'com' after each period.'