Educational Planning Mugs

"Today was career day at school and some guy handed these out. He said high school students should look at time as the most important."

A Puppet Named Juan

"Barb's such a fast reader."

Finally I understand why it's called 'Higher Education!'

'The reason the core curriculum seems so ambiguous is that we dot really have a core curriculum.'

Spring To Do List: Teach, Testing, Testing,Test Some More. . .

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

CHANNEL THIRTEEN TAKES ON THE NETWORKS

"Stop applying! You've been accepted to three universities!"

'...and help my parents to pick the right mutual funds in my portfolio for my education...'

'Medieval Studies is going nowhere without a 5-year strategic plan.'

"While your lesson plans were perfect, and your bulletin boards were terrific...your classroom management skills need work!"

"I try to get a head start on them."

'You must be the new hire. Welcome aboard. Here's our prepackaged curriculum. If time permits, encourage critical thinking.'

'Your student Clara has tested as Talented and Gifted. But only in metal sculpting. You'll need to start incorporating metal sculpting into your daily lesson plans starting...tomorrow.'

I would like to start a regualr investment program that will help pay my daughter's college textbooks

'A hidden cost of implementing common core standards in education...'

'You might not know it now but I used to have some great lesson plans.'

"Daddy made six hours of your tuition today."

Back to School.

'Sorry kids, we've had to introduce parenting fees.'

'No matter how much historical research was done, Roger, students who lead juntas have to be disciplined.'

'My instincts and intuitions are on opposing sides on this schedule.'

"It's frustrating! I try to teach the class the next lesson, but I spend a lot of time trying to catch up those students who've been absent for several days!"

'I look forward to my first year as a teacher. I wrote lesson plans, attended in-service workshops, and decorated my classroom. Preparation is half the victory. It's the other half that scares me.'

Fortune teller to lady: 'The world around you is all abuzz and there you are - lesson planning for years to come.'

'I plan to major in political science with a minor in strange bedfellows,'

'I don't know about you, but I keep mixing up 'current events' and 'sex education' these days...'

'The board couldn't come up with a 'Plan-A'.'

'I think I use the Internet too much. I find myself writing 'com' after each period.'