Career Aspiration Gifts

"Simply sign here, and your every desire will be fulfilled!"

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

"When I grow up I want to be a journalist. I love sneaking around and reading journals."

'I want to be a teacher when I grow up so I can dish out homework like you.'

Emily knew she wanted to be a veterinarian before she was two years old.

"He wants to be a Navy Seal when he grows up."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Like many of those in tribicles, Mitch dreamed of one day moving up to the real deal.

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

"What's your occupation?"

Corporate Ladder and Corporate Elevator

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

"Would you like something you're under qualified for, or something you're overqualified for?"

The March to the Top

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'Nice work, kid. Looks like you might be ready to sit up at the big boys' table.'

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

Now hiring.

'hard work and more hard work got me where I am today...Not my hard work of course.'

'Get out there and keep your job!'

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.

"Where do you see yourself getting drunk in five years?"

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

"I guess I'll see you around Frank."

'I used to be an accountant but I found it too depressing.'