Career Empowerment Fans Gifts

The Best Man For The Job Is A WOman

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

International Women's Day.

Looks like another day in which. . . I have to run the world, the country, the business and the household!!!

"Women Supporting Women!"

"Our war is against cancer."

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

The Ascent of Woman

I'm a self-made man!

“They tease us for going together, but little do they know this is where we gather to plan the dismantling of the patriarchy.”

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

"Like that?"

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

'He's a self-made man - he did it without the media.'

Female business.

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

"What other skills do you obtain other than being able to answer interview questions?"

"As Maggie Thatcher once said: 'Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't.'"

"I'm the kind of woman nobody calls pumpkin."

Resume Dumpers

"Class, this is Mr. Elzondo. He's going to talk about going to college."

"I never had to choose between a baby and a career—I'm a surrogate mother."

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

STRIP *Community Care * 'client empowerment' policy

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'I have to admit, it is a very attractive package.'

'Nice work, kid. Looks like you might be ready to sit up at the big boys' table.'

'Is that the extent of your work experience, court ordered community service?'

"Your former employer said you demonstrated a remarkable amount of 'get up and go'...especially when you were fired."

'hard work and more hard work got me where I am today...Not my hard work of course.'