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The Best Man For The Job Is A WOman

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

Looks like another day in which. . . I have to run the world, the country, the business and the household!!!

International Women's Day.

"Women Supporting Women!"

"Our war is against cancer."

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

“They tease us for going together, but little do they know this is where we gather to plan the dismantling of the patriarchy.”

I'm a self-made man!

The Ascent of Woman

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

"Like that?"

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

Female business.

'He's a self-made man - he did it without the media.'

"What other skills do you obtain other than being able to answer interview questions?"

"As Maggie Thatcher once said: 'Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't.'"

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

"I never had to choose between a baby and a career—I'm a surrogate mother."

"I'm the kind of woman nobody calls pumpkin."

"Class, this is Mr. Elzondo. He's going to talk about going to college."

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

STRIP *Community Care * 'client empowerment' policy

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'Nice work, kid. Looks like you might be ready to sit up at the big boys' table.'

"You look a lot better on paper than you do online."

"Your former employer said you demonstrated a remarkable amount of 'get up and go'...especially when you were fired."

'You seem young, Perkins. Why, I bet I was incarcerated before you were even born.'

'Get out there and keep your job!'