Career-driven Achiever Gifts

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

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"Has anyone mentioned that you're management now, …… You don't get overtime."

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

Caged Businessman

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"Listen here pup, it's time you realized it's a "dog eat dog" world."

"You know, there's a corporate elevator."

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

"It's a GPS for busy executive mom. It tells you if your coming or going and when you'll get there!"

'I fetch, but it hasn't helped my career any.'

'I was speeding right along toward my goal of moving up from middle management, when a cost-cutting measure overtook me!'

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

What will the little one be? Epidemiologist? Virologist? PPE manufacturer?

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

"I always wanted to work with animals."

Run, Mike, Run!

'Nice work, kid. Looks like you might be ready to sit up at the big boys' table.'

'hard work and more hard work got me where I am today...Not my hard work of course.'

'Get out there and keep your job!'

Do you mind if my mother joins our little business dinner ? You know what it's like, I don't want people from the office to think I'm sleeping my way to the top.

Man looking at company organisation chart, he's at the very bottom.

"Trying to get new business is killing me..."

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

The Further Temptations of Kenneth Starr