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"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

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"Has anyone mentioned that you're management now, …… You don't get overtime."

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

Caged Businessman

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

"Listen here pup, it's time you realized it's a "dog eat dog" world."

"You know, there's a corporate elevator."

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

What will the little one be? Epidemiologist? Virologist? PPE manufacturer?

"It's a GPS for busy executive mom. It tells you if your coming or going and when you'll get there!"

'I fetch, but it hasn't helped my career any.'

'I was speeding right along toward my goal of moving up from middle management, when a cost-cutting measure overtook me!'

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

"I always wanted to work with animals."

'Nice work, kid. Looks like you might be ready to sit up at the big boys' table.'

Run, Mike, Run!

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

"Trying to get new business is killing me..."

Do you mind if my mother joins our little business dinner ? You know what it's like, I don't want people from the office to think I'm sleeping my way to the top.

'Get out there and keep your job!'

'hard work and more hard work got me where I am today...Not my hard work of course.'

Man looking at company organisation chart, he's at the very bottom.

The Further Temptations of Kenneth Starr