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Leaving family

"First comes my country, then my family...no, make that my family first, then my career...maybe my country, then the career..."

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"Has anyone mentioned that you're management now, …… You don't get overtime."

"It's a GPS for busy executive mom. It tells you if your coming or going and when you'll get there!"

Run, Mike, Run!

"Have a career, and then if you want to try acting, you'll have my blessing."

'I see you hold degrees in both medicine and law - But tell me, Henderson; do use these powers for good or for evil?'

"Well, once you get your PhD on 'The Return of the Repressed in Early Jacobean Drama', then we;ll discuss how disappointed you are."

"I think I've been spending too much time here at work. When I went home last night my wife didn't recognize me and had me arrested for trespassing."

'Big Issue...'

"Amazing how having a six month old baby can motivate you to stay at the office for 16 hours a day!"

'I'd love to have whatever job you have left.'

'Congratulations. It's an eight pound court reporter.'

"Well, if I was ambitious, we'd have a nice house and more money, but I'd never be around."

'I knew him when he was just the tea boy.'

'Since the healthcare legislation became law, our Little MBA kit outsells our Little Doctor Kit by a hundred to one.'

"Be there in a sec, darling. I just want to touch base with Tiffany."

'Where does it all end, Miss Ellingsworth? You've got the promotion, the raise, and now you tell me you want a meaningful assignment...'

'I'm your new secretary. I'm sure you'll find I can do the job just as well as any gorgeous young thing...'

"Tech CEO, community leader, mother of two – she's both inspiring and demoralizing."

'Mr. Ainsley, this is my beloved son Jarrod. He's four or five.'

"I did my job, I grabbed my pile, and yet no voice at eventide has cried 'Well done!'"

'I was so busy all my life delivering babies that I forgot to have some of my own...'

Appointment for Central London Executive - With Car and Parking Space

'In today's economy, your '15 minutes of fame' will be replace by '15 minutes of job security.''

Most Likely to Succeed

"I always wanted to be something. I only wish I'd been more specific."

"Yeah...I don't think this country's ready to elect a single woman as its president."

'40 years and I never missed a meeting. Oh, I attended a few, but never missed not going to another!'

"When he grows up he wants to be a low-quality high-volume healthcare provider."

"What company do you see yoursel starting when you leave this one in five years?"