Career Change Into Law Enforcement Gifts

'Then my brother said he'd like to bury the hatchet...'

The Anti-Agent

Hate Platforms

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

America, are we learning anything?

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

When Engineers Crack.

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

Privacy Conference Security

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

"Careful! He knows computers."

'Howard's doing things he's always wanted to with his redundancy money.'

Slow Night

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

Totalitarian Humour

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

Black and White: Segregation,

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

'I hate frisking magicians!'