Career Change Into Law Enforcement Pillows

'Then my brother said he'd like to bury the hatchet...'

The Anti-Agent

Hate Platforms

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

America, are we learning anything?

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

The Circular Logic of Fascism

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

When Engineers Crack.

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

Minority Report

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

Privacy Conference Security

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

A Little Extra

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

'Howard's doing things he's always wanted to with his redundancy money.'

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

Totalitarian Humour

"I spy with my little eye…"

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

"I knew we'd eventually catch him. He can't run and run as fast as he once did."

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

Slow Night

"Careful! He knows computers."

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

Black and White: Segregation,

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'