Career Audition Pillows

Presenter Auditions.

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

'They all want to play the star.'

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

"Which part are you reading for?"

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

Day one, post grad

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

"I'm looking for an assistant who knows my job, will do my job, and has no interest in having my job."

"The labor market is awaiting you!"

"Bob, you're just not selling me on you essential hamburgerness."

"Well, you're certainly on our short list."

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

THEATRICAL AGENCY, 'We have an opening to do some commercials - How'd you like to be the LEAST interesting man in the world?'

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

Casting Director

Ventriloquist Audition

"A P.R. Intern Named Salome with the Head Shot of John the Client."

"I got another callback. My agent says it's between me and the guy who's going to get it."

"This isn't his audition...he's telling us about being an actor."

'So, did I get the job?'

"Quiet? I'd even read for the understudy part for someone who is between engagements."

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

She's a natural.

"Remember, you're a 17-year old fashion model. Now go out and act like you've never acted before."

'Congratulations. All but one of you has been short listed.'

"This is a blind audition, right?"

"This could be fun! Don't you do magic tricks, Cruz?"