Cardio Maniac T-Shirts

Crisis at the health club.

'My feet are killing me.'

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

'Spell checker!'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

The Work-from-Home-Polka

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

100k Desert Crawl

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'We come in peace. Unless, of course, you have stuff that we want.'

'Now that's what I call rejection.'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'If you can't afford a media adviser the court will appoint you one.'

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

"This invasion is gonna be a piece of cake. Look, they're already surrendering."

Love Hurts

James May

Music Freak.

Rock & Roll

"Advertising is a simple business, Nathan. Always remember that less is more, except, of course, for those situations where less is actually less."

Runner's High, Runner's Low

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man