Cardio Caretaker Gifts

Blessed are the pacemakers.

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

Bathing the dog

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"I had to skip my workout."

"Now, Mrs. Jones, repeat after me..."

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

'They sure have small litters.'

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

Lazy plumber.

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

'You're hired as far as I'm concerned Edwin! And look at these guys?...They seem to really like you!...You're a natural!'

Dog Food

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

'I've stopped him using the exercise bike...'

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"He wants a second opinion."