Cardio Caretaker Gifts

Blessed are the pacemakers.

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

Bathing the dog

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"I had to skip my workout."

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"Now, Mrs. Jones, repeat after me..."

No caption (A man running on a treadmill hands a relay baton to a man on the treadmill in front of him).

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

'They sure have small litters.'

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

Boy whistling at crackers.

We're looking for a quiet neighborhood where everyone feeds us because they all believe we belong to them.

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

Lazy plumber.

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

Dog Food

'You're hired as far as I'm concerned Edwin! And look at these guys?...They seem to really like you!...You're a natural!'

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

One tends to the sick. The other manages a large estate. Interestingly, a caregiver and a caretaker are not on opposite sides of an interaction.

'I've stopped him using the exercise bike...'

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

"He wants a second opinion."