Car Stacker Fan Gifts

All Day Parking $1. Leave keys. It may be necessary to move your car to a more convenient spot.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'It seats two comfortably.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

'... and make it look like an accident.'

Artists At The Auto Show

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

'Our limo's here.'

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

Angry pensioner

Happy Xmas

Street Musician

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

Ducks crossing.

'Wheel technical support line.'

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

'On Sundays I play organ at the church, and Gojo passes the plate.'

Cylinder Head

"Buy a bunch of these tiny houses. When you need something bigger, they're stackable!"

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

String quartet leave 4 different sized cases to collect their busking money.

Manager please give 10%

"Sssay, you're a real charmer!"

Roverdance.

'Happy Birthday, I bought you a car! It's an older model, but it runs great!'

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"