Car Stacker Fan Gifts

All Day Parking $1. Leave keys. It may be necessary to move your car to a more convenient spot.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'It seats two comfortably.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

'... and make it look like an accident.'

Artists At The Auto Show

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

'Our limo's here.'

Key Fob Manufacturing. In this factory we make fobs which drivers use to turn on their car. Ah, a start-up company!

Angry pensioner

Happy Xmas

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

Ducks crossing.

Street Musician

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

'I think he's trying to pawn his air guitar.'

'Wheel technical support line.'

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

"Buy a bunch of these tiny houses. When you need something bigger, they're stackable!"

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

"Sssay, you're a real charmer!"

"Looks like you're in a pickle, mister. . . . heh-heh! A real Dill-Emma, bwa-ha-ha!"

String quartet leave 4 different sized cases to collect their busking money.

'On Sundays I play organ at the church, and Gojo passes the plate.'

Cylinder Head

Manager please give 10%

Roverdance.

'Happy Birthday, I bought you a car! It's an older model, but it runs great!'