Car Conniver Gifts

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

'It's not safe the way it is. It could fall on someone.'

In the Guru District

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"Why do they do that?"

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"Google car."

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"I need to tinkle."

'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"One year closer to college!"

Dog Park

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

'My electric car is giving me static!'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Under pressure.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Networking

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."