Car Catastrophe Handler Pillows

'The good news is that it's only flat at the bottom.'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

"I'm a busy man Jenkins. This better be important!"

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

Tsipras and Merkel

'Well, it wasn't the motor -- I'll try replacing the other stuff.'

"Yep, she's gonna cost ya—your microprocessor's shot."

'When an outboard goes overboard'

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'

"Oh...that's not good."

'I've been in this business a long time, and believe me that's not laughing.'

'So do you want one with an accelerator, or one with brakes?'

Car surrenders.

"No sooner do we get over one problem, another rears its ugly head !"

'Here he comes now. I told you my mechanic was a good one.'

"The weatherman is always wrong. It'll probably end up being meteor showers."

Mr. Jonas exhibits his presence of mind

'Well, there's your problem lady. Your car's blown an engine seal.'

Ambulance with a petrol IV drip attached.

'Landsbanki collapses in October 2008 and affects thousands of investors,' - 'The 'Eyjafjallajokull' volcano erupts in April 2010 causing massive disruption to international airspace,' - 'The question you have to ask is, 'Did sacking Kerry Katona,,,'

Man from toy company uses jack-in-the-box to change tire.

'Can he call you back? He's in the middle of his morning catastrophe briefing.'

Traffic avenger

'Sorry for the inconvenience, sir. Our computer system is acting up.'

Emergency Phone

'Your call is important to us - please hold while we connect you to an advisor.'

"I need something to dissolve superglue that will be safe on tulle and cat fur, and that's all the information I'm prepared to offer at this time."

Paramedics carrying a stretcher over car bonnets.

'I say officer, where's the nearest garage?'