'The good news is that it's only flat at the bottom.'
Car Catastrophe Handler Mugs
Start their mornings with a laugh—our car catastrophe handler mugs feature hilarious cartoons and witty remarks that celebrate their patience through automotive chaos.
'Little Yank' Calf Puller.
No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!
Prepare to meet thy mechanic.
The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard
Tsipras and Merkel
"I'm a busy man Jenkins. This better be important!"
'Well, it wasn't the motor -- I'll try replacing the other stuff.'
"Yep, she's gonna cost ya—your microprocessor's shot."
'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'
"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."
"Oh...that's not good."
'When an outboard goes overboard'
Master of Disaster
'I've been in this business a long time, and believe me that's not laughing.'
'So do you want one with an accelerator, or one with brakes?'
Never wanting to harm any creature, the Buchanans outfitted their car with the hydraulic Critter Clearance System.
Car surrenders.
"No sooner do we get over one problem, another rears its ugly head !"
'Here he comes now. I told you my mechanic was a good one.'
'Well, there's your problem lady. Your car's blown an engine seal.'
Mr. Jonas exhibits his presence of mind
"The weatherman is always wrong. It'll probably end up being meteor showers."
'Landsbanki collapses in October 2008 and affects thousands of investors,' - 'The 'Eyjafjallajokull' volcano erupts in April 2010 causing massive disruption to international airspace,' - 'The question you have to ask is, 'Did sacking Kerry Katona,,,'
Ambulance with a petrol IV drip attached.
Man from toy company uses jack-in-the-box to change tire.
'Sorry for the inconvenience, sir. Our computer system is acting up.'
How's the wedding planning going? Oh no. Invitations late, caterer not booked, flowers all wrong, dressdoesn'tfitatall. Bride down! Hate the cake.
'Can he call you back? He's in the middle of his morning catastrophe briefing.'
Emergency Phone
Traffic avenger
'Your call is important to us - please hold while we connect you to an advisor.'
"I need something to dissolve superglue that will be safe on tulle and cat fur, and that's all the information I'm prepared to offer at this time."
Paramedics carrying a stretcher over car bonnets.
'I say officer, where's the nearest garage?'
Car Catastrophe Handler Mugs Collection
Car Catastrophe Handler Pillows
Relax and laugh with pillows that add humor and comfort, celebrating the car catastrophe handler’s resilient personality.
Car Catastrophe Handler Prints
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Car Catastrophe Handler T-Shirts
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