Capturer Of Everyday Beauty T-Shirts

Photographer talking to cart owners

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

Kirsten Johnson

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

Might be time to lighten up on those collagen implants, hon.

Frontispiece for Beardsley's Erotic Novel 'Venus and Tannhauser'- Not Used in this Form

Veni, Vidi, Vici, Mani, Pedi.

"So what's your success rate?"

A baroque elk.

Joan Collins

'I am smiling.'

I think I shall never see....a poem as lovely as a tr......

'I'm telling you, with the right moisturizer and lip balm you could avoid all of that chaffing.'

'We should have never given him that camera. Now, he wants to join the media circus.'

The power of positive affirmations

'Some people think they're ugly. I think they're appealing!'

Introducing... My Natural Hair Color!

"Welcome to my youtube channel, today I will show you how to photoshop your body so it looks just like mine..."

'Why don't you look like Jennifer Aniston, you're the same age.'

Flo didn't know what was odder: the beauty tip that hemorrhoid cream reduces bags under the eyes or that she actually tried this beauty tip.

Helen of Troy

As you like it - 'You can say what you want, the Ancient is always beautiful...' 'Yes, dear wife, in marble...'

"Of course, at present Mademoiselle's neck is too long, but our Mr. Francis is going to change all that."

Texas Chainsaw Mascara

Lipstick hiccups

What do you want in a lipstick Chocolate flavouring, cellulite burning enzymes and an alcohol content of 40

Selfie Culture

Door to door salesman selling anti aging cream

"HD webinar at 10 o'clock. Makeup at 9:30."

"I found a new way to use some of this wax."

'There're hideous aren't they?'

'She would be a real cutie if it wasn't for that chipped tooth.'

"Hand over your wallet. Easy, now, or I'll shoot your bad side."

How baby oil is made.