Captain Underwear Fans Pillows

"It's Christmas time, which means Tia Carmen probably is going to give me what she gets me every year...how can I let her know in a sensitive, mature way that I don't need any more?"

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

"Underweird bras."

'Have you any W fronts?'

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

Happy Brithday

'I get that reaction a lot.'

"I'm in for observation."

Predator and prey at the bookstore.

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

"Long Johns Silver."

"I've got this amazing new bra."

Boxers vs. Briefs

"He'll do anything to get his underwear sponsors a mention!"

"I advise you to take it, Madam, before Washington puts its foot down."

'I hope your undershorts were clean.'

"While registering online, little Ahab had confused fencing and flensing,"

'Perhaps we should start off with an underwear transplant.'

'Satisfied now? You've seen every pair in the shop.'

Kirks & Tacos

The last Easter

'Can I borrow a bra, my nipples need protecting?'

I'm glad I'm wearing boxers!

Easter.

"Actually, you don't have a pinched nerve...your underwear is too tight!"

'Are these carrots organically grown?'

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

'One day, this will make a wonderful metaphor.'

You're buying men's underwear?! No. Just lookin' at the pictures.

"Ninth floor, underwear, socks, t-shirts."

Bunny at bar asks for something hoppy.

Free Bra Fitting.

"Going bra-less has pulled the wrinkles out of my face..."