Captain Underwear Fans Mugs

"It's Christmas time, which means Tia Carmen probably is going to give me what she gets me every year...how can I let her know in a sensitive, mature way that I don't need any more?"

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"Underweird bras."

'Have you any W fronts?'

Happy Brithday

'I get that reaction a lot.'

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

"Long Johns Silver."

"I've got this amazing new bra."

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

"I'm in for observation."

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

Predator and prey at the bookstore.

Boxers vs. Briefs

"He'll do anything to get his underwear sponsors a mention!"

'I hope your undershorts were clean.'

"I advise you to take it, Madam, before Washington puts its foot down."

'Satisfied now? You've seen every pair in the shop.'

'Perhaps we should start off with an underwear transplant.'

Kirks & Tacos

"While registering online, little Ahab had confused fencing and flensing,"

The last Easter

"Actually, you don't have a pinched nerve...your underwear is too tight!"

'Can I borrow a bra, my nipples need protecting?'

'Are these carrots organically grown?'

I'm glad I'm wearing boxers!

Easter.

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

'One day, this will make a wonderful metaphor.'

You're buying men's underwear?! No. Just lookin' at the pictures.

"Ninth floor, underwear, socks, t-shirts."

Free Bra Fitting.

Bunny at bar asks for something hoppy.

"Going bra-less has pulled the wrinkles out of my face..."

There's a time and a place for the 'boxers vs. briefs' debate.'