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"Well, what I lack in cognitive thinking skills I more than make in moral flexibility."

"To summarize the year: we were taken over, we took over, we were taken over and we took over."

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

'It's 10:00. Do you know where your kids are?'

"Cat park"

Aftermath: Hostile Takeover,

'Actually, they're pretty nice, once they settle down.'

I came in early to seize the day...but it seized me first.

'First, I want to apologize for calling this meeting on such short notice.'

Disorder in the Court!

Naughty Puppy Dog.

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

'Let me start off by saying this: I called you in here by mistake, and now I want you to leave.'

'When an outboard goes overboard'

Woman Ruins Fishing Trip By Feeding the Fish.

'We admire your industriousness, Ken, but you're flooding Human Resources again!'

"Ahoy!"

"Unfortunately, we lost the notes on this portion of our sales strategy."

Next Direction

'Just for the minutes did anyone manage to catch the chairman's parting words?'

No wheelies.

'Miss Beasley - Would you send in the next applicant, Please.'

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

'Do you think Doctor could see him soon, I have the dinner to prepare.'

Potty Training.

"Jeez, what a day. It's good to be home..."

"Don't ask questions, Morton, just get this mess out of here."

Dinner Aboard an East-India Ship (After Cpt. Francis Marryat)

A rowing cox takes a taxi cab.

Entry-level positions at KFC.

"Hey, back off pal. I don't make the rules around here!"

"If pressured, I will run!"

"Ms. Sherburn, could you bring me some scissors and another necktie please."

'Have Henderson send over his people, then tell them our people changed my mind.'