Captain Kirk Fan Gifts

I finally figured out who you copy. What do you mean "who I copy"? You know, the guy whose mannerisms, style and speech inspire you so much you copy them What are you saying? We all do that. Right? I mean, the best way to find who you are is to find who you want to be and copy that. ... Right? You're a child, not a man. See what I mean? Spoken just like Captain Kirk. Is this why you have a picture of Don Knotts in your wallet?

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

vaccine wars.

Build your very own conflict of interest!

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

The Runaway Horse

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Pirate

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'Are you made of sugar?'

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

'Your shoe's untied.'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

'You can just forget about the cake.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

Dog walking Human.

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

Support group for sheep.

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'