Captain Ahab Admirer Gifts

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

Hildegard von Bingen

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Harry S. Truman

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

Fearless Frog Part 12

Crocodile

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

"Way too much tongue!"

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

The unknown war poet.

Robert Schumann

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

Romantic Frogs

Baby frog with fly mobile.

Charles Baudelaire

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

Frog Baby Names

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

Ricochet

Old Frogs' Home

"Before you know it they've got legs and they're swimming all over the place."

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

God save the Queen.

"Can't we just go after sailfish...?"

J. M. W. Turner

'Which one's yours?'

"Croak something romantic, will ya?"

'We should have removed that sign.'

Are we evolved yet? Are we evolved yet? Are we evolved yet?