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"Now you're just being a jerk!"

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Hildegard von Bingen

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

Harry S. Truman

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

Crocodile

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

The unknown war poet.

"Way too much tongue!"

Robert Schumann

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

Frog Baby Names

Baby frog with fly mobile.

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

Romantic Frogs

Charles Baudelaire

"Before you know it they've got legs and they're swimming all over the place."

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

God save the Queen.

"Can't we just go after sailfish...?"

J. M. W. Turner

'Which one's yours?'

"Croak something romantic, will ya?"

'We should have removed that sign.'