Capoeira Fan Gifts

Karate.

Capoeira

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

"Toi Toi Toi!"

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Carioca

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

Music Hall Dancers

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"

Prehistoric Pirates.

'Stop evolving and come in. Your dinner's ready.'

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

Chameleon 'Hide and Seek'...

"Quick conference...this is rhubarb pie...do we like it or not?"

"Now we'll be able to understand political debates."

"Yeah, I see the outgoing calls, but what about the introverted ones?"

A Vet's Fight with a Chimpanzee

"I swar if you say it's what's inside that counts I will murder you will my beak."

"Well, it's the first time I've noticed him!"

Gastro Gnomes

I love Berimbau!

"Either wishbone done hit the mother lode or he been in thet durn mine too long."

"Promise me you'll wake me up if there's a fire."

"I wish you wouldn't keep bringing your work home with you, dear."

Fuel Station - The pumps read: Espresso, latte, cappuccino.

Late at night, the supermarket gnomes emerge and mess up one wheel on every cart.

Cult films!

'I've told you til I'm blue in the face.'

"I like subtitles. I can watch the movie, skip the book, and not feel guilty."