Capoeira Fan Gifts

Karate.

Capoeira

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

"Toi Toi Toi!"

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Carioca

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

Music Hall Dancers

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

'Stop evolving and come in. Your dinner's ready.'

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

Dog imagines its master as a meat chart.

'This is DESTROYING my manicure, Steve!'

"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"

Prehistoric Pirates.

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

Darlene? Rudy? I heard you might be hanging out here. I thought I'd come by just to say hello and see how you're doing. That's nice. Coffee King. I love you. Hence Coffee King. House of Java.

Chameleon 'Hide and Seek'...

"Quick conference...this is rhubarb pie...do we like it or not?"

"Yeah, I see the outgoing calls, but what about the introverted ones?"

"I swar if you say it's what's inside that counts I will murder you will my beak."

"Now we'll be able to understand political debates."

A Vet's Fight with a Chimpanzee

I love Berimbau!

Deep intellectual thoughts, but not enough common sense to keep from falling off a wall

Gastro Gnomes

'It's been raining steadily now for over half an hour and he's still out there on 'slicks'.'

"Well, it's the first time I've noticed him!"

"Either wishbone done hit the mother lode or he been in thet durn mine too long."

"Promise me you'll wake me up if there's a fire."

"I wish you wouldn't keep bringing your work home with you, dear."

Fuel Station - The pumps read: Espresso, latte, cappuccino.

Late at night, the supermarket gnomes emerge and mess up one wheel on every cart.

Cult films!