Capoeira Companion Gifts

I love Berimbau!

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

Canine Companion

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

Tea of Love

Dog Crossing

"I heard they mate for life."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Reading the sports pages.

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

Diving Cat.

Carioca

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

"I always spend New Year's surrounded by loved ones."

The Unsportables: Relay

Man, I could destroy a chocolate donut with sprinkles right now

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

Running Latte

"Talk to me. You have wounds. I have salt."

'Just think...summer's coming, and everyday will be like Saturday morning!'

Hunter-gatherer. Planter-gardener. Scratcher-napper. Barker-wagger. Complainer-nagger.

Welcome back! What a day! As you can see, our tree has been heavily pruned, but the kind arborist has saved our nest...

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

Unicorn in the Woods

Best friends without borders.

"Perhaps I'm asking too much of you in the way of companionship."

"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

Pixie Dust $2.00 A Handfull

"Glen, I'm not just your editor. I'm also your best friend, and I'm telling you, lose the cat."

Travel Advice to Dog Owners. . . On those long car trips allow time to stop so he can do his business.

"Thing about human interest stories is, they always presume you're interested in humans."