Capoeira Companion Mugs

I love Berimbau!

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

Canine Companion

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

Dog Crossing

"I heard they mate for life."

Tea of Love

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

Reading the sports pages.

Diving Cat.

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

Carioca

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

"I always spend New Year's surrounded by loved ones."

The Unsportables: Relay

Running Latte

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

"Talk to me. You have wounds. I have salt."

'Just think...summer's coming, and everyday will be like Saturday morning!'

Best friends without borders.

Welcome back! What a day! As you can see, our tree has been heavily pruned, but the kind arborist has saved our nest...

Unicorn in the Woods

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

"Perhaps I'm asking too much of you in the way of companionship."

"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

Pixie Dust $2.00 A Handfull

"Glen, I'm not just your editor. I'm also your best friend, and I'm telling you, lose the cat."

Puppy and Kitten.

"Thing about human interest stories is, they always presume you're interested in humans."

'As you wish Santa. But if we allow them to share our bed only once, be prepared to put up with them every night!'