Capitol Visitor Gifts

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

"We've combine the recovery area with the gift shop... just in case your visitors want to pick up a little souvenir."

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

Lady Justice.

Obama's Financial Reform Pill: I hope they won't need a glass of water.

Beware of the Legislation

Donald Trump and US Democracy

'I hear it's a grudge match between the three of them.'

06 Congressional Record.

"He didn't do squat for cats."

Queen's final visit to Australia: 'STrewth! Chack anatha prawn on the barbie Phil..'. Charles 'Apparently, the Aussies insisted on a few conditions..'

Swing by won't you?

'So Grandma's arrived then.'

Reagan on Mt. Rushmore.

The Capitol In The Palm Of Their Hands.

'Boy, this is a no-nonsense kind of place, isn't it?'

The unknown soldier: war grave.

"Why are there two houses of congress? If at first you don't succeed, blame the other house."

State of the Union...

'Hey, a pot...ted plant. Bless you, my man.'

Grand Theft Government

Old lady at the door

"I would never have become a senator if I knew I'd have to work so hard."

'The spirit of bipartisan cooperation is back - if you vote against my bill, I'll vote against your bill.'

'I like him because he's a simple guy talking in a simple way.'

"You were filibustering in your sleep again."

'I see John Boehner is being sworn in and Harry Reid is sworn at.'

3 reasons why we need good mental health coverage. . .

Major Indicators

They have to run for office every two years. That explains the "short-term" thinking.

"It's good to see the grandkids, but they're sitting on my stumps."

"What do you think of a Boehner-Netanyahu presidential ticket in 2016?"

'Oognik! -- If I'd known you were coming, I'd have harpooned a whale!'