Capitol Tour Guide Gifts

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

The Vineyard

Tourists

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'Now that's an afro!'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Culture Saturday

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Sparkling Water

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

Fishing sign.

Tourists and their Pets.

'Echo Tourism'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

'It must be the dead sea.'

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'