Canvas Interpreter Pillows

bird interprets modern art

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

(Camel paintings)

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"Feel better, dear?"

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

'Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!'

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

Cartooning 101: Figure Drawing

'Are you done yet?'

Art Plagiarism

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

'I love these afternoon jam sessions.'

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

Creator's Block

'Picasso'

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

"It's called 'Sold'."

Sales down - Blood pressure up.

"I'm ahead of my time."

Artist painting a cat.

I'm color blind, please help.

A depressed artist imagines a drawing, but it turns black.

'A resume painted in oils on canvas? How long have you been out of work?'

'This one's titled, 'Artist's Block'.'

The painting Painter

Medical Arts Building

"It's too academic."

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

"I suffer for my art..."

"Quit moving"

Painting Music