Chart Interpreter Pillows

Sales down - Blood pressure up.

"Look at it this way - this is the first day of the rest of your money."

"I need the saw again."

I can explain what happened to your investment with this chart.

'Do you have to explain nutrition with a pie chart?'

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

'I think I know what the problem is!'

bird interprets modern art

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

"One of the most compelling graphic presentations I've ever seen!"

"It's his ego growth chart."

Frederic Chopin

A guide to seasons in the North East

'This graph may need some explaining...'

"Caricatures $20"

'At this juncture in my presentation, I'd like to dispense with the illusion of coherence.'

Re-Tooling Costs - "Could you be a little more precise than umpteen million?"

'Here you are, Simmons!'

"Just how long has there been a maraschino cherry at the top of the organizational chart?"

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

'I tried everything to turn this around but if the cops ask, I was here in this room with you guys all week.'

Wearing a sales chart as a name badge.

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

'A temporary solution would be to white out this part of the chart.'

Business Outlook

NHS/Private Eye Care.

"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."

"Are these 'raw' facts or 'spun' facts?"

'Would you please wipe away this difference?'

Financial chart with frowny and smiley faces.

I think I can explain what happened to your investment, with the use of this simple chart.

'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'

"Now at this point reality intruded."

'Here, here and here the copier was jammed...'