Color Interpreter Pillows

"I never knew the color red could be so incomprehensible."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Dialogue

bird interprets modern art

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

She - Interpreter - He.

Frederic Chopin

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

"Caricatures $20"

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

"Are these 'raw' facts or 'spun' facts?"

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

Confused drivers

Orator translates in many languages.

Sales down - Blood pressure up.

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

Prozac, Lexapro and Lithium.

"Highlight the battleship-gray."

Company spokespersons statement being interpreted into plane English by a second spokesman.

"…And what do you think the cracker might represent?"

'You found another pigment? Hallelujah! I'm so tired of my blue period?'

'Edwin, I hop you'll come home in a good mood. The decorators hung the new wallpaper today.'

Wearing all black

Crayo-Blah