Color Interpreter Pillows

"I never knew the color red could be so incomprehensible."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

Dialogue

She - Interpreter - He.

bird interprets modern art

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

Frederic Chopin

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

"Caricatures $20"

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

Signing the declaration of independence.

"To hear the ocean in English, press one. Para Espanol ..."

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

"Baldo, Gracie...you need to learn more Spanish. For the rest of the week, I'm going to speak nothing but Spanish, and Tia Carmen will act as your interpreter, OK? Tienen tarea?"

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

"Are these 'raw' facts or 'spun' facts?"

Confused drivers

Orator translates in many languages.

Sales down - Blood pressure up.

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

Company spokespersons statement being interpreted into plane English by a second spokesman.

"Highlight the battleship-gray."

Prozac, Lexapro and Lithium.

"…And what do you think the cracker might represent?"

'You found another pigment? Hallelujah! I'm so tired of my blue period?'

Crayo-Blah

'Edwin, I hop you'll come home in a good mood. The decorators hung the new wallpaper today.'