Canvas Crower Pillows

Cock A Doodle

The Art Student.

(Camel paintings)

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Just call me Picasso!

Artist and Musician

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"Judging by the number of 'Polar Bear in snowstorm' paintings the class seems apprehensive using color."

"He's an abstract artist."

Creativity

"Feel better, dear?"

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

'Are you done yet?'

Vincent Van Goat.

Cartooning 101: Figure Drawing

Art Plagiarism

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

"It's called 'Sold'."

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

'Picasso'

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

Creator's Block

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

Artistic license.

"In this piece, the price clearly does not reflect what the artist is trying to say."

I'm color blind, please help.

Before Art School. During Art School. After Art School

"Stop staring"