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The Art Student.

(Camel paintings)

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Just call me Picasso!

Artist and Musician

"Feel better, dear?"

Pouring all emotion into his art, Pablo had none left for his face.

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

"He's an abstract artist."

"Judging by the number of 'Polar Bear in snowstorm' paintings the class seems apprehensive using color."

Creativity

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

Vincent Van Goat.

'Are you done yet?'

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

Cartooning 101: Figure Drawing

Art Plagiarism

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

"It's called 'Sold'."

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

'Picasso'

Creator's Block

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

"Stop staring"

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

Artistic license.

I'm color blind, please help.