Canvas Compulsion Pillows

"Sotheby's extends its deepest sympathies and wonders whether the deceased might have owned any early German Expressionist pieces."

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

Cat with Nine Still Lives

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

"Could you keep still?"

Just call me Picasso!

Artist and Musician

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

Creativity

'Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!'

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

'I love these afternoon jam sessions.'

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

"Stop staring"

Painter's Duel.

Artistic license.

How Art Works.

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

I'm color blind, please help.

His new 'Absence of Anything' reminds me strangely of his earlier blank 'Nothing to Say' canvasses."

Artist painting a cat.

'I want to capture this moment before toxic chemicals do.'

Henri Matisse

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

'My right brain isn't working.'

"Quit moving"

'Hang in there for a few more minutes! It's looking good! Almost got it!'

A Blanksy

Artist Painting Modern Art.

"Benny has a little too much aptitude for art."

'Face it, DuChamps -- you're in a rut.'

"Too busy."

'That brush - how many dpi?'

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.