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"Sotheby's extends its deepest sympathies and wonders whether the deceased might have owned any early German Expressionist pieces."

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

Cat with Nine Still Lives

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

"Could you keep still?"

Artist and Musician

Just call me Picasso!

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

Creativity

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

'Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!'

'I love these afternoon jam sessions.'

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

His new 'Absence of Anything' reminds me strangely of his earlier blank 'Nothing to Say' canvasses."

How Art Works.

Painter's Duel.

Artistic license.

"Stop staring"

I'm color blind, please help.

Artist painting a cat.

'I want to capture this moment before toxic chemicals do.'

Henri Matisse

"Quit moving"

'Hang in there for a few more minutes! It's looking good! Almost got it!'

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

'My right brain isn't working.'

Art Gallery: All my own work.

"Too busy."

A Blanksy

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

'That brush - how many dpi?'

'Face it, DuChamps -- you're in a rut.'

"Benny has a little too much aptitude for art."