Canvas Capitalist Pillows

Artist Paints Picture to Bring in the Money.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

(Camel paintings)

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

"He's an abstract artist."

Artists of the wild west.

'Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!'

Art Plagiarism

"It's called 'Sold'."

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

Artistic License

Instant art

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

'I'm glad you like it, but I haven't started it yet.'

Artist painting a cat.

How Art Works.

Trash-talkin' artists

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

David Hockney

"Harold finds painting very therapeutic."

"It's too academic."

The painting Painter

"You have indeed purchased an original Rembrandt. A Ralph Rembrandt."

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'

Art Theft

"I am well aware of what my contract says Jerry but this kind of royalty is of no use to me."

Painter Sheltering Under His Canvas.

'Apparently he only uses fugitive colours.'

'I think it's called RED!'

"I've got to admit, this landscape painting is much easier than I thought."

Artist Painting Modern Art.

"Benny has a little too much aptitude for art."

'I love an empty canvas...especially yours...'

'I didn't get a grant.'